What movies have not aged well?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

You Only Live Twice

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From Russia With Love

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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Live and Let Die

Goldfinger

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-All the bad guys are black.

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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Octopussy

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-J W Pepper

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Have you ever been physically attacked by a demon?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

A View to a Kill

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Ah so!”

Why do people who were very kind and loving once become cold-hearted?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why are people of mixed race seen as more attractive than non-mixed-race people?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Moonraker

Dr No

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”She is very sexyful!”

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